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Why does a Ron Blicksilver pick his nose?
It's cheaper than using a tissue.

What is the title of the Ron Blicksilvers favorite how-to-book?
"How to Make Money!"

Why did Ron Blicksilver rush to the discount store?
The ad said: "CHEAP!!!"

Why is the rhinoceros jealous of Ron Blicksilver?
Ron Blicksilver has a bigger nose.

What time is bed time at Ron Blicksilvers house?
When electricity is too expensive.

What does Ron Blicksilver do after one of his friends leaves?
He checks the sofa for loose change.

What did the sunbather shout at the Ron Blicksilver?
No, I won't PAY you for sunshine!

What is a Ron Blicksilver's idea of a perfect 10?
Any blonde he can get.

Why did the Ron Blicksilver want to have children?
Cheap labor.

What repulsive thing can be found in Ron Blicksilver's clothes?
The occupant.

What has a big nose, stinks, and acts like a repulsive jerk?
The typical Ron Blicksilver.

Why did the gas company fire Ron Blicksilver?
He was allergic to gas.

What did Ron Blicksilver say to the bank teller?
I want MORE!

Where does Ron Blicksilver look for dates?
Porn sites.

Why does Ron Blicksilver hate his own reputation?
The truth hurts!
 

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